Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Cookie Making Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

Okay, so it has been a very, very long time since I have posted anything. Blame it on multiple schools for the kiddos, work, or the new dog, but whatever the reason I have been remiss. So please excuse me as I start to write like crazy. I have tons of recipes to get out of my system.

Yesterday, I embarked on a semi-impossible mission - to make 6 dozen cookies for our annual cookie exchange. You see, every year I come up with something so freakin' complicated that at most, I am able to eek out about 3 dozen. So yesterday, I went simple. Okay, well simple for me. The cookie I did end up making took 4, yes four types of chocolate. And I think at least $36 was spent on the ingredients that I did not have on hand.

Want to know the real kicker? By the end of the whole baking fiasco, I think I have pulled a hip. Yep, I wasn't sure you could even do that. But I am now walking with a limp and my jeans seem to be inexplicably tight today.

Feeling brave? Feeling risky? Then make these for yourself. They are ooey, gooey good and worth ALMOST any injury.

Dark Chocolate Fudgies with Dried Cherries

Ingredients

1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter

4 ounces unsweetened chocolate, chopped

4 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped

1 cup packed light brown sugar

1 ¼ cups granulated sugar

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

4 large eggs

2 tablespoons buttermilk

1 1/2 cup all-purpose flour

1/2 cup natural cocoa powder, such as Hershey's or Scharffen Berger

1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon salt

½ tsp. baking powder

11 ounces (1 bag) semisweet chocolate chunks

1 – 1 ½ cups dried cherries. Optional

Directions

Position racks in the lower and upper third of the oven and preheat to 350 degrees F. Line 3 baking sheets with parchment or silicone mats. (If you don't have 3 pans, simply cool the pan between batches.)

Put the butter and the unsweetened and semisweet chocolates in a medium microwave-safe bowl. Heat at 75 percent power in the microwave until soft, about 2 minutes. Stir and heat again until melted, up to 2 minutes more. (Alternatively, put the chocolates and butter in a heatproof bowl. Bring a saucepan filled with an inch or so of water to a very slow simmer; set the bowl over, but not touching the water, and stir occasionally until melted and smooth.)

Stir the light brown and granulated sugars and vanilla into the chocolate mixture with a wooden spoon. Add the eggs and buttermilk and beat vigorously until thick and glossy.

In another bowl, whisk the flour, cocoa, cinnamon and salt together. Add the dry ingredients to the wet and stir until just mixed. Stir in chocolate chunks and dried cherries, if using.

Drop the batter in heaping tablespoons onto baking sheets--a small ice cream scoop is ideal for this. Space the cookies about 2-inches apart. Bake until the cookies set but are soft and fudgy on the inside, 11-13 minutes.

Cool cookies on the baking sheet for 5 – 10 minutes, then transfer to a rack to cool completely. Serve.

Store cookies in a tightly sealed container at room temperature for up to a week.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Drowning Our Sorrows In Butter. Lots & Lots of Butter.

So this weekend, we were supposed to join an army of college friends and drive up the coast. And stop at Pismo Beach. And eat chowder. And cinnamon buns.

But someone's boss went out of town and rained on our sunny day plans, so we stayed home.

Instead of moaning and groaning- we cooked. A lot.

We stopped at our local grocer and picked up four lobsters. My 3 year old likes to push her own cart at this store, but after taking one look at these insect-like waving creatures, she muttered "No one is putting that in MY cart."

But she did eat it. Oh yes, indeedy.

We steamed the lobsters and served them with butter. Pretty straightforward, really. (Um, I won't mention that yours truly was "conveniently busy" when it was time to put them in the water).

We soaked corn on the cob, and then buttered them up, sprinkled on a new chili-lime rub we bought and wrapped them in foil. Popped them on the grill for 30 minutes, and they were really, really (messy) good.

My Dad made his famous coleslaw, but left it at home. He ran out to pick some up, and while tasty, no where near as good as what he can do all by himself.

But the clincher? Home made Blueberry pie. I've never eaten blueberry pie, but since I got a barrel full of blueberries at Costco for something like $2.00, it seemed like a good idea. Here's what it looked like in the oven:



I will post my pie crust recipe for you tomorrow. It's an old family favorite that I've adapted for the food processor, and it's ridiculously easy, fatty, fatty, fatty and oh, so tasty.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Scotch Eggs or Birds' Nests?

Okay, so I've already grossed Kirsten out enough this evening by telling her all about our family's recent culinary expedition to try Chicken Fried Lobster. Yeah, it was worth it. So, I figure now will be a good time to go ahead and post the recipe that I have for Scotch Eggs that K. mentioned. I'll try to redeem myself in our fit and healthy friend's eyes later. Umm . . . once I can think of something healthy to post.

Oh, and not only am I not sure what to call these, but I have not tested this recipe -- at all. Thought about it for years, but never got around to it. Very scary. May the force be with you.

Scotch Eggs

12 hardboiled eggs, shells removed
1 pound pork sausage
2 tablespoons chopped fresh chives
All purpose flour for coating
2 eggs, beaten
2 cups fresh breadcrumbs (or maybe even try Italian Style breadcrumbs for this)
Vegetable oil for deep frying

In a bowl, gently mix together sausage, chives an any additional salt and pepper that may be desired. Divide into 12 equal portions. On a floured surface, flatten each piece into a 2-inch circle.

Roll eggs lightly eggs in the flour. Put the beaten eggs in one dish and bread crumbs in another. Place each egg on a circle of sausage. Mold sausage around each egg, sealing the seams well.

Roll each sausage-covered egg in beaten egg, then in breadcrumbs. Carefully fill a large fry-safe pan 1/3 to 1/2 way up the sides (making sure that the oil is deep enough to cover the eggs while frying. Heat the oil up to 360F. Working in batches, carefully put eggs into oil a few inches apart and deep fry 3-4 minutes, until golden brown. Drain well on paper towels until cool.

Might be super yummy served with horseradish mustard (if made with plain bread crumbs).





Thursday, July 30, 2009

Birds nest

As you all know, I've moved to New Hampshire (see earlier posts about Maple Syrup, etc.). From a culinary perspective, Hanover is a healthy chef's paradise; it is the land of organic vegetables from the farm stand, locally-raised meat from the farm in the next town, and fresh-baked bread from one of several local bakeries. A few of our friends raise their own animals for eggs and meat, and absolutely everyone has a vegetable garden. It is a place filled with wholesome, fresh, healthy goodness everywhere you look.

So... imagine my surprise when I encountered THIS at the Hanover Street Fest:

This is a Bird's Nest. It is a hard-poached egg in a nest of greasy sausage. It was so horrifying and yet so alluring... and it smelled *great*, especially after all that healthy organic tree-hugger food I've been forced to eat lately.

Kerry ate four.

So here's the challenge for Dietz (or any of my fellow grease-loving foodie friends): make this at home. The sausage was NOT just a patty shaped around an egg. Rather, someone had painstakingly molded sausage into a hollowed-out egg shape, then filled the center with an egg. The egg was cooked perfectly. You could pick the whole half-egg shape up and eat it by hand... sort of like a deviled egg. Except... more devilish. I challenge anyone to try this at home and post the recipe.... cause I can't figure out how to make it.

Of course, this doesn't quite live up to the bacon-woven pig-fest that Dietz created back in May, but.. it seems easier, and still wicked unhealthy (as we say up here). I might even send it to thisiswhyyouarefat.com.

I am now back on my rigorous diet of mulch and dried leaves - oops, I mean Healthy Local New England Food. *sigh*

Monday, July 27, 2009

I Scream, You Scream

I blame the other 3 forks. They have all left me. One, went off and moved to California and now another moved to New Hampshire just before the real Texas heat. And now the third has gone with her family on a whirlwind trip with her Professor husband (who apparently actually takes vacations) and two kiddos, undoubtedly visiting only the colder states of this lovely continent. And they have left me here, in the heat to battle some innocuous problem with my AC where, unless it rains, keeps my house at a blistering 84 degrees, INSIDE. And our once fabulous playgroup, which kept me semi-sane, sometimes drunk, but always happy, is now taking a hiatus. Since . . . I am the only idiot left here in the heat.

So, what have I done in response? I have taken it upon myself to start learning to cook everything cold. Preferably in ways that allow me to open my freezer continuously, for a nice blast of cold air. Seriously who in their right mind would of settled here before air conditioning?

What is the best thing made in the freezer? Well, ice cream of course -- allowing me to finally test out that Ice Cream Mixer attachment for my Kitchen Aid that I just had to have 2 Christmases ago, but have failed to use for lack of freezer space.

Now you can consider the other 3 forks saved from my wrath. For it may be hot, but I now have made the most unbelievable Marionberry Cheesecake Icecream. Or better yet, we can consider ourselves all saved, because this is so freakin' good that it must somehow be linked to an ethereal spirit. At bare minimum, it has saved my marriage -- because I am nothing less than an angry growling, sweaty bear these days. And as soon as my husband thinks of kicking me to the curb, I make another batch of ice cream (chocolate creme fraiche, anyone?), and he once again becomes a very happy man.

It's Hotter than Hedes Here - Marionberry Cheesecake Ice Cream



1 cup graham cracker crumbs
2 tablespoons granulated sugar for crust + 2 tablespoons for ice cream
1 teaspoon cinnamon
4 tablespoons butter, melted
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
2 cups buttermilk
1 (8 oz. package) cream cheese, softened
2 1/2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 1/2 tablespoons lemon zest
1 pinch salt
1/4 cup marionberry (or seedless blackberry) preserves

Note: Unless you have that fancy Cuisinart model that requires no pre-freezing, you will need to stick your ice cream mixing bowl in the freezer overnight (mine says 15 hours, but I think the longest I have actually made it was 12 and it worked out fine). It is also wise to chill your ice cream mixture, once made, in the refrigerator over night. This may not totally be the case for this one, since most of the ingredients are all cold, but after a sad attempt at making chocolate creme fraiche ice cream sans pre-chill last week, I am too scared to try otherwise. Just chill it, and you don't have to deal with any anxiety while it churns.

1. Place ice cream mixing bowl in freezer overnight.

2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a pie plate sprinkle graham cracker crumbs evenly over the bottom. Pour melted butter on top ad then follow with sugar and cinnamon. Use your hands to incorporate all of the ingredients a bit and then press firmly into the pan (like you would if you were making a graham cracker crust for a key lime pie). Place in oven and bake for 17 minutes, or until golden brown and firm. Remove from oven and allow to cool. Break into small pieces and place into a ziplock bag to be used the next day (or you can make this an hour or so before you plan on placing your ice cream mixture into the ice cream bowl).

3. Combine buttermilk, sweetened condensed milk, cream cheese, lemon juice, zest, and salt in a blender or food processor. Process until smooth. Taste and add up to 2 tablespoons of sugar, or to your liking (you will want the mixture to be just on the underside of sweet, the graham crackers make it more sweet when added). Pour into a container with a lid and chill in the refrigerator overnight.

4. On the next day, pour into your ice cream maker, and follow your manufacturer's directions to turn into ice cream. Once done, gently mix in your graham crackers. Then, using a small spoon, make even dollops of the preserves along the top of the surface. Then using your spatula, gently fold in the preserves to create a ribbon effect. Transfer into a covered container and place in freezer for at least 4 hours (or overnight, again) to harden.






Sunday, July 26, 2009

They Say It's Your Birthday....

Last night, we celebrated my husband's birthday.
With way too much sangria, but that's a story for another day.
And the reason why I'm a bit grumpy today, but you didn't hear that from me.

We're not big into the whole gift giving, hubby and I. Well, I like gifts, but have given up hope of ever receiving one so we've now resorted to cooking for each other on our respective holidays.

Originally, he requested that I make spaghetti and meatballs. Which is good, but not if you have fifteen people coming over to celebrate and it's hotter than an inferno outside.

So, we changed the menu. To a man's meal- steak and potatoes. But, I did manage to modify it slightly to satisfy the ladies that would be attending. (Not that there was any ladylike behavior after the large amounts of sangria, but that's a story for another day).

I settled on Bistro Steaks with a Provencal butter- from Ina Garten's latest cookbook. I couldn't find the cut of steak she recommended, but did get some gorgeous strips of tri-tip from Costco. Basically, you put an obscene amount of butter in your food processor with chives, thyme, garlic, lemon zest, pepper, capers and anchovies. Process it all up, form it into a log, try to not make poopie jokes, and pop it into the fridge.

Douse your steaks with olive oil, and then rub kosher salt and herbs de provence all over them. Grill them for about 4 minutes on each side, and serve em' on up with some poopie herb butter dolloped on top.

I roasted some asparagus and baked some potatoes (sour cream and chives! Pedestrian, but oh so good) and attempted to make this:. Which was a disaster. Because the frosting wouldn't set, and my house was hot, and the whole dang cake slid around more than I do when I've been drinking glog and ice skating.

So I dumped it into a bowl. And named it, "The Birthday Bowl."(original! I know!) It tasted good. And after all that sangria, no one really noticed.

Maybe he'll go back to getting me presents again. You never know.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Casseroleiffic

Ladies, a quick and easy weeknight meal - and a quick and easy post!

This is from my sister-in-law, an excellent chef - she makes it for "babysitter nights" and any other occasion when a make-ahead kid-friendly casserole is in order (playgroup, anyone?).

2/3 pkg of egg noodles (or regular pasta if you prefer) - broad width
1 can of tomato sauce (15 oz)
1 lb of ground beef (if you like more beef - and we do! - use 1 1/2 lbs of meat and add anther can of tomato sauce above)
1 tub (8 oz) cream cheese
10-12 oz cottage cheese

Cook the noodles - use enough to fill the bottom of a deep casserole dish to about three inches.

Mix the entire tub of cream cheese with 2/3 of the tub of cottage cheese until mixture is well blended.

Brown the beef on teh stove and drain the fat. Add the can of tomato sauce to the beef and bring to a boil.

Dump the drained cooked noodles into the bottom of the casserole. Layer/spread the cheese mixture over the top of the noodles. Pour the beef and sauce mixture on top fo the cheese so that the beef is spread evenly over the top.

Cover and bake a 350 degrees until the sides of the casserole boil (approx. 25 -30 mins).
Let cool for a few minutes before serving.

Makes 4 servings.

Base of Cakes

It turns out that a blog only works if you actually POST to it. So - apologies to my fellow 4 Forks for my prolonged hiatus. My only excuse is my distress over packing and moving. Lately, our household meals have all ended in "N'Cheese" or "nuggets."

All I can offer is one lone culinary adventure in recent weeks.

I have been reluctant to embrace the Food Network. I know that my Fork pals love it, watch it, enjoy it. Some of their children have even learned to mix their own cocktails courtesy of Food Network shows. But, after a few unfortunate Rachel Ray viewings, I gave up.

Then, I discovered Ace of Cakes. Full disclosure: I discovered this show by watching Jon and Kate Plus 8. What can I say... we all have our vices, and mine include these ridiculous mavens of product placement.

I called Kirstin and mentioned that I was thinking of baking the cakes for my kids' double-kid birthday party, because I had been watching Ace of Cakes a lot. To her credit, she tried to talk me down from the ledge, warning that this was like saying "I saw the Sistine Chapel, so I thought I'd take up painting." But did I listen? NO!!

I baked. Foolishly.

First, I made an unfortunate "Sandcastle cake." Having dutifully downloaded pictures of cakes that looked like they were made of sand, I hosted a playgroup and created a sandcastle. I wish I had a picture, but... suffice it to say that it was visually unappealing. It looked like it was made FROM SAND... and who wants to eat that, really? I used Nilla Wafers crushed for the sand; Kirstin tipped me off that brown sugar would have been a tastier choice. The towers were made from ice cream cones, which sounded cool but tipped over easily. Kira, my daughter, took one look and say "What the heck is THAT thing?" That was the end of that.

On the up-side, the experience yielded a great, moist yellow cake recipe (see below).

Two weeks later, the birthday was upon us. I had bought and abandoned fondant, and was back to sqaure one. Kirstin loaned me her cake-decorating kit and tuned me into Cakewrecks.blogspot.com... which made me feel better.

In the end, I made two very large cakes - one for each kid. Following is a brief photo essay that illustrates just some of the steep learning curve here, and a list of hits and misses from this experience:

Kira's cake was a beach scene. I made the icing look like waves by slightly over-whipping it, then using a small icing knife and a light touch. After the great sandcastle-cake debacle, I wised up and used brown sugar for the beach. The figures are Polly Pockets, hand-picked by the bday girl. She also insisted that the Lego tree go on there, and she hand-piped the bushes herself.



Owen had a soccer cake; Mommy had to veto the Power Ranger cake after multiple Rangers failed to stand erect on the test cake the night before. We gave up and broke out the Soccer Guys (a gift from Kristen, I believe!). He added the figures, the chocolate soccer balls, and hand-piped the white field lines himself.

The cakes were a big hit, and I was so glad that I'd done them.

Along the way, I learned some things....


Hits:
- Great, basic yellow butter cake recipe: Mark Bittman's How to Cook Everything
- Decent, easy buttercream frosting recipe, easily dyed: Also Bittman... although the Barefoot Contessa one is tastier, it was more time-consuming and got chucked after one test cake.
- Learned to trim cakes when assembling
- Learned the value of the "crumb layer" when frosting a cake: Assemble the cake with a light layer of frosting all around, put it in the fridge for 20 mins to firm it up, then put the final frosting layers on... allows for easier frosting with fewer crumb problems.

- Employed husband as forced laborer when mixing endless batches of green frosting.
- Discovered that kids actually prefer to use their own toys as cake decorations rather than wrangling fondant into less-attractive versions of their ideas.

Misses:
- Didn't accurately gauge the amount of cake necessary for a fairly large kid-and-parent party. I panicked at the last minute and made two-layer cakes using FOUR 9 x 12 pans for each cake. This made assembly difficult... I was essntially trying to cobble together half-sheet sized cakes with only a 9 x 12 inch pan to work with. Plus, I had to make two cakes in all... so that was actually 8 9x12 layers (4 chocolate, 4 vanilla). I had lots of cake left over, so something went wrong... but I couldn't have made it with half-sized cakes. I should have invested in a half-sheet pan.
- Hated my chocolate cake recipe. Ug. It tasted like... nothing. Like sponge.
- Didn't buy boxes to transport the cakes! Double ug! The cakes were big and really, really flippin' heavy. Had to creatively employ two unwilling trays intended for other purposes and force husband to carry cake on his lap all the way to the party. Lost valuable wife points.
- Failed to take Kirstin's advice to bake the cakes ahead and freeze them... so I did all the baking and frosting the day before/morning of the party, making myself utterly miserable and totally exhausted. Who knew that cakes so large would require SO much frosting??
- Wished I had put a Kitchen-Aid standing mixer on my wedding registry like everyone else... all that hand-mixing of frosting caused carpal-tunnel.




In conclusion, I learned a lot as a neophyte baker. I learned that I love baking and frosting cakes with my kids. I also learned that I will never, ever, ever bake big cakes like this again. Small cakes. Small ones. Small. With plastic toys on top if necessary. But not big. NO.

In the words of our non-cooking friend Demi, "You're baking your kids birthday cakes? Why would you ever, ever do that? There are plenty of bakeries in Houston that would be happy to take care of that for you." Smart lady... who clearly has not gotten sucked into Ace of Cakes.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Yummy For My Tummy

If there is one thing that I definitely excel in when it comes to my kiddos is getting them to eat their vegetables.  It probably comes down to the fact that almost every vegetable I make is either covered in butter, cheese, or some variation of garlic.  Savory is my thing -- al dente is not.  I always have a little bit of an internal giggle when a new person offers one of my girls a raw vegetable. I swear there is a little tilt of their head every time, like a little puppy dog who just doesn't understand.

On my last trip out to California to visit Lollyblogger, while I was answering her question of what in the heck would one use garlic salt for and when I replied "green peas,"  my daughter with her infallible comedic timing piped up in the back row and screamed, "Mommy are you gonna make those peas with that extra creamy cheesy sauce that I love?"  It really didn't help my case.

Anyway, now I have a very close friend and client who is now trying to teach her son to eat vegetables.  And the first step is teaching herself.  She can't get him to eat them because frankly, she's not a big fan of them either.  So I've been trying to help give her a few ideas to ease her into things a bit.  The following recipe is one of those.  It is for cauliflower puree.  I use it in place of mashed potatoes, since mashed potatoes make me blow up like a blow fish.  I find that they actually have a lot more flavor than mashed potatoes.  And if you are embarking on something as divine as Coq Au Vin which is traditionally served on top of a bed of mashed potatoes, you will find this recipe works better than the original.  It simply has more flavor. Plus, if you wanted to get "low fat" technical, even though it calls for a little butter and cream it definitely uses far less of these ingredients than its counterpart.  So try it.  You just might find it yummy for your tummy too!

But, consider yourself warned.  This is a general guide.  It is impossible to strictly follow this recipe to the letter.  Each head of cauliflower is different, and you have to taste as you go along.  Most importantly you have to be careful not to add too much liquid.  It quickly goes from puree to soup if you do not pay attention.



Yummy Cauliflower Puree

1 extra large head of cauliflower (I buy these at Central Market in Houston).  If it does not look ginormous to you, please buy 2 regular sized ones from the grocery store of your choice.
3 tablespoons of butter 
2 teaspoons Better Than Bouillon Brand Chicken Base (You can find this in a glass jar on the same aisle as chicken broth.  It is similar to a paste -- it is not a granule)
1/8 teaspoon ground white pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt (under measure this if desired)
2 tablespoons dried minced onion
2-3 tablespoons of heavy cream

For "crust"
2 tablespoons of butter
paprika
grated Parmesan

Chop up the cauliflower into 2-3 inch chunks, discarding the green parts and the inner core.  Place in a large stock pot or dutch oven and cover with water.  On high heat, bring the water to a boil.  Boil for 15 minutes, or until the cauliflower is easily pierced with a fork.  It needs to be very tender.  Drain in a colander when done.

Place the drained colander in a large 14 cup food processor.  If it does not all fit you might have to do it in two batches. Add the butter, minced onion, bouillon, salt and a little bit of the heavy cream.  Pulse for a few seconds until the large chunks become more pureed.  Here is the important part -- if it does not seem that it is easy to puree it probably means that you need to add a little more cream.  I prefer to puree the cauliflower on the pulsee setting so that it does not become over processed.  If you puree it too much then it becomes loose and runny.  Taste and adjust for seasonings.  You want it to be just slightly under salted and not too buttery, since this is alleviated in the "crust" portion.  

Next place the puree into a buttered, broiler safe pan (I use a Calphalon skillet for this).  Even the top off with a spatula. Take a little bit of paprika and sprinkle it over the top.  Then sprinkle with a fair amount of grated parmesan.  Use the spatula to "rub" the parmesan into the paprika a bit.  Top off with a few evenly spaced, small pats of butter.  Place under the preheated broiler and broil for approximately 4 minutes, or until the top is browned and bubbly.

Remove from broiler and allow to cool for a few minutes before serving.  And make sure to keep a pot holder placed on your skillet handle.  I have burned myself very badly a few times by going for that "stay cool" handle after removing it from the broiler.  Sleeping with an ice pack on your, aloe vera-ed hand is not as easy as one might think.





Shrimp and Cotija Enchiladas

Unless I am baking, I rarely follow a recipe to the letter.  It feels stifling and there is always some twist you can provide to "make it your own."  I love to read recipes though.  One can find great inspiration from a new combination of ingredients or a new twist on an old stand-by.  I collect cookbooks and love to read cooking magazines.

I recently started receiving Bon Appetit thanks to some leftover airline miles.  After many years and many cooking magazines, I believe a lot of the recipes featured are simply a sales pitch to try the featured chef's new restaurant or buy a product featured in the recipe.  Very few of the cooking magazine recipes are truly geared to the home cook with basic equipment and easy-to-find basic ingredients that are within the average family budget.  Many are simply terrible or just don't work right.  In the last few months since I have been receiving it, however, Bon Appetit has provided me with really great ideas and delicious food.  While my mother in law was here last month, I tried a couple of recipes from the June issue that were just screaming to be eaten from the pages.  I have reprinted the recipe here and I even followed the recipe to the letter.  These were unbelievably good.


Shrimp and Cotija Enchiladas with Salsa Verde and Crema Mexicana

If the poblanos aren't hot enough, add some chopped jalapeños to the salsa verde. Garnish enchiladas with fresh avocado slices and drizzle with crema mexicana (a nutty cultured cream available at some supermarkets and at Latin markets) or stirred sour cream if crema is unavailable.

6 servings

Recipe by Lena Cederham Birnbaum

Ingredients

4 tablespoons olive oil, divided

2 1/2 pounds tomatillos,* husked, rinsed

4 large fresh poblano chiles,* halved lengthwise, cored, seeded

4 unpeeled garlic cloves

2 cups (packed) coarsely chopped fresh cilantro plus additional for garnish

1 cup (packed) chopped green onions

1 1/4 cups chopped red onion plus thinly sliced red onion rounds for garnish

48 uncooked medium shrimp, peeled, deveined (about 1 1/2 pounds)

2 tablespoons chopped fresh oregano

1 teaspoon ground cumin

12 5 1/2- to 6-inch-diameter corn tortillas

12 oz crumbled Cotija or feta cheese, divided

* Available in the produce section of some supermarkets and at Latin markets.

Preparation

Preheat broiler. Line large rimmed baking sheet with foil; brush lightly with 1 tablespoon olive oil. Arrange tomatillos, poblano chiles, cut side down, and garlic cloves on prepared baking sheet. Broil until tomatillos and chiles begin to soften and blacken in several spots, watching closely to prevent burning, about 10 minutes (do not turn). Remove from oven. Let stand until cool enough to handle, about 15 minutes.

Transfer tomatillos to processor. Peel garlic and add to processor. Peel charred parts of chiles; coarsely chop chiles. Add generous 1/3 cup chopped chiles to processor (reserve remaining chiles for enchilada filling). Add 2 cups cilantro and 1 cup green onions to processor; using on/off turns, blend until coarse puree forms. Season salsa verde to taste with salt and pepper. Transfer 1 1/2 cups salsa verde to shallow bowl.

Heat 2 tablespoons oil in large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add chopped red onion and sauté until slightly softened, about 2 minutes. Sprinkle shrimp with salt and pepper. Add shrimp, oregano, cumin, and remaining chopped chiles to skillet; sauté just until shrimp are almost opaque but not completely cooked through, tossing often, 3 to 3 1/2 minutes. Remove shrimp mixture from heat.

Preheat oven to 350°F. Brush 15x10x2-inch glass baking dish with remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil. Spread 1/2 cup salsa verde from processor in bottom of dish. Stack tortillas; wrap in damp paper towels and place on plate. Microwave tortillas on high just until soft and pliable, 1 to 1 1/2 minutes. Working with 1 tortilla at a time, dip tortilla into bowl with 1 1/2 cups salsa verde, turning to coat both sides evenly. Transfer to prepared baking dish. Place 4 shrimp and some onion-chile mixture down center of tortilla, then sprinkle rounded tablespoonful cheese over. Roll up tortilla, enclosing shrimp and onion-chile filling. Place seam side down in dish. Repeat with remaining tortillas, shrimp, onion-chile mixture, and cheese. Spread 2 cups salsa verde from processor over enchiladas.

Bake enchiladas just until heated through and cheese melts, about 20 minutes. Using spatula, transfer 2 enchiladas to each of 6 plates. Spoon any remaining salsa verde over; sprinkle with remaining cheese. Drizzle with crema and garnish with red onion slices and additional chopped cilantro, if desired.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Really Good Chicken Salad

I am a big, big fan of good chicken salad.  When I went on Atkins years ago, it was a huge staple to my diet.  If I managed to make a big batch at the beginning of the week, I would have enough to make it through my lunches for the rest of the week.  The following recipe is one of my favorites. Granted it has a little bit of apricot jam in it and dried apricots to boot, so it doesn't technically qualify for real "low carb" induction phases, but I have never had any trouble eating it on a maintenance phase.  Plus the dried apricots are high in fiber, so they tend to help "cleanse" your system out a bit, which can also be helpful;)


Apricot Almond Chicken Salad

6 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cooked and diced (I usually cook these in the pressure cooker for 12 minutes under high heat, but you could also cook them in the oven Ina's way, or even poach them)
2 tablespoons Apricot jam
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary, stems removed and leaves chopped finely
1/2 cup sliced almonds
4 green onions, diced white and some green parts
2 tablespoons honey mustard
1 tablespoon country style dijon mustard
1/3 cup mayonnaise
1/2 tsp. kosher salt
15 dried apricots, chopped

Place all ingredients in a mixing bowl.  Mix by hand until well incorporated.  Adjust any seasonings as desired, including adding fresh cracked pepper if needed.  Chill in refrigerator for at least 1-2 hours before serving.


Friday, June 12, 2009

This little piggy

Sad how long it has taken to respond to this challenge of delicious porkiness.  Here is my most delicious list:

  • country style ribs slathered in BBQ sauce with a sticky touch of sweetness, a lot of tang and bit of a kick
  • bacon wrapped anything but especially bacon wrapped clams
  • pulled pork sandwich ditto the sauce above
  • the charcuterie plate at Cochon in New Orleans.  It includes head cheese which always scared me at the grocery store but this stuff is true manna from heaven in the hands of their chef
  • the many joys of sausage, especially made from scratch or eaten in New Orleans while watching Kermit Ruffins perform
I could go on and on.  What I will not eat and cannot believe was even attempted in my home is this:
Yes, Dietz really did make that nasty bacon wrapped sausage nonsense from thisiswhyyourefat.com.
This is what this evil concoction turned into after trying to turn it on the grill:

 Not sure why this picture will not post upright and centered but you get the idea.  It was nasty!  So let this be a warning to you all.  Pork can be done wrong but only if you are too overzealous.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Two Piggies Went to Breakfast

Earlier last week, when this whole swine flu thing started I found myself looking down into my cart and noticing the copious amounts of pork that was in there. I had pork chops, bacon, breakfast sausage and a pork tenderloin for the week. And since no announcements had really been made yet, I was wondering to myself -- how does one catch a swine flu anyway? Certainly, it's a germ thing and not a food thing right? I erred on the side of caution and put two of the pork products back. And I figured as long as the pork was well cooked it would cook out any harmful bacteria, right???


Anyway, I am happy to report that the CDC has now made their announcements regarding the spread of the Swine Flu and it has nothing to do with the meat you bring home -- Whew! I'm also happy to report that so far, I have not given any of my children the swine flu. One broken arm in the last two weeks and a two year old child who painted her own nails this morning is about all the bad mothering I can do for now.


So K., here is my latest result of the pig momentum -- this should make your low-carb husband very happy. If you make one at the beginning of the week, he can heat up slices all week long for breakfast in the microwave. And it should also make your chef in-laws very happy. Surprisingly enough, it came out very French. Julia would be proud.



Pork and Spinach Breakfast Casserole


10 whole large eggs

1 cup of sour cream

1 cup of half-and-half

2 tablespoons honey Dijon mustard

2 heaping tablespoons jarred shallot confit (see note)

1 teaspoon garlic salt

1/4 teaspoon fresh cracked pepper

6 oz. baby spinach

3/4 package Owens breakfast sausage

5 slices of bacon

2 cups of shredded cheese (I used Tillamook cheddar, because that is what I had, but it would probably be fabulous with a cheddar Gruyere combination)


In a large non-stick skillet crumble up and brown the breakfast sausage. Meanwhile brown up the bacon on another pan. Set aside both after they are fully cooked; draining if needed.  Crumble the bacon once cooled.


Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.


Crack all eggs into a medium sized mixing bowl and discard the shells. Using a whisk break up all of the egg yolks and beat lightly. Add the sour cream and half-and-half, beating after each addition. Add the mustard, shallot confit, garlic salt and pepper. Whisk until all ingredients are combined.


Place the sausage in a large greased baking dish (at least 13 x9). Follow with the spinach, then the bacon and finally the cheddar cheese.  Pour the egg mixture evenly on top .  Cover with aluminum foil and bake covered in a 350 degree oven for 35 minutes.  Uncover and allow the casserole to finish baking for 15-20 minutes longer, or until slightly puffed and browned and no visible liquid egg remains.

Allow to cool for at least 15 minutes before serving.

NOTE:  Shallot confit is something that I purchased at our local gourmet market in the fancy cheeses section.  If you can't find this ingredient and/or you would rather not be a sucker for ridiculous condiments like I am, you can feel free to just saute up a few chopped shallots in butter until soft and slightly brown.  You can even drizzle them with a little balsamic vinegar if you so desire.



Saturday, May 2, 2009

Getting Piggy With It

Ok Karen, I'm game.
Favorite things to Swine About....

Miss Piggy
Li'l Smokies wrapped in crescent rolls (yes, I was born in 1972- what gave it away?)
Ina Garten's pork tenderloin w/ mustard, thyme and garlic
Lord of the Flies
a good old fashioned luau
ham glazed in mango chutney and garlic (again, Ina Garten- how do you know pork products so well?)
Porkchops with saurkraut, red cabbage and potato pancakes
Bacon wrapped Jalapeno peppers (that are stuffed with cream cheese. From Chez' Pioneer Woman)
Pigs In Space (more Muppets references. Can one ever have enough?)


c'mon girlies- somebody here has a husband that probably included pork products in his wedding vows. Give it up!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Swine.

Let's face it - the pig is getting a bad rap these days. After decades as a universal pejorative, the pigs already had it rough. Now, they've sickened humanity with a global pandemic.

I will say that the germaphobe in me appreciates the nationwide lesson in hand-washing and elbow-coughing; nothing makes my kids wash their hands like President Obama telling them that they must. I no longer feel like a freak for toting my 16 oz Purell hand pump to the grocery store and playground with me. My husband is *finally* removing his icky hospital gear on the back deck before hugging my children. So, in that respect, viva the swine flu.

But still... the poor pigs. All they did was get sick... and they have no elbows to cough into.

So, in the name of preserving the pig's good/bad name, I challenge you all to add to my list of favorite swine dishes. Pile on the pig-inspired food! Here's my starting point:

Favorite Swine Foods:

- Good old bacon and eggs on a Sunday morning.
- Hot dogs. Boiled in maple sap. Really.
- Brats and beer, ideally consumed in Germany
- As Peter Brady put it, "Pork chops and apple sauce." (Kudos if you watched enough Brady Bunch in your time to get this reference. Some of you forks might be too young...)
- Roast pork loin. Here's one that adds even more pig to the pile: Maple-wrapped pork loin

More, ladies?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Talking Trash

I don't have a new recipe to review. Sadly, I've recently re-joined the ranks of Weight Watchers, (Maple syrup has a boatload of Points y'all!) and while I don't subscribe to the whole, "screw nutrition! Stay within your points!" mantra many members swear by- there are a few products that I absolutely refuse to eat.

1. Spray "butter." This skeeves me out, although it may be handy to get the squeaks out of our tricycle.

2. McDonalds Ice cream cones. They ENCOURAGE you to go get these for a treat. "But they are only 3 points!" I heard over and over and over again. I haven't eaten McDonalds ice cream since I was 5 and had to drop coffee stirrers into a cup at the world's lamest birthday party. Not gonna happen.

3. Fat free Cool Whip. I'm not a fan of Cool Whip. I do, begrudgingly, put this in a modified strawberry trifle, but not happily. What is Cool Whip anyway? Was it created by NASA? Is it a space-version of whipped cream that defies gravity and serves as an embalmer if one passes away in space? Can someone in Houston check into this for me and report back?

4. Sloppy Joes. I've got a Weight Watchers recipe for Sloppy Joes using ground turkey and frozen peas and carrots. Blech. If I tried to make it a man-wich night, my man would cry. LIKE A BABY. Plus, I'd retain enough water to make the senior citizen manning the scales bitch slap me back into my fat pants.

I can't think of another one because I'm so disgusted at the thought of eating a meal comprised of spray butter, Mickey D's frozen dairy topping, Space age whipped cream and seasoned dog food. Hey! Maybe now I'll lose some weight.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Pucker Up, Lemon Drop!

I have decided to give my life away to science. And for purely scientific reasons, I embarked on making 6 batches of lemon drop martinis tonight to see if it was possible to make one as good as the bartender at the Daily Grill in the Galleria.

Here is what I discovered during this experiment:

1. It is not a great idea to start making batches of martinis while you are actually supposed to be finishing up dinner for the children and they are VERY hungry.
2. Juicing lemons and shaking a martini shaker are fun activities for 2 year-olds.
3. While I am capable of making a pretty darn good martini, I have not actually been able to replicate my favorite.
4. Pour slowly, and be okay with dumping a batch out if you really don't like it, otherwise you won't be able to write your article later.
5. Making everything " The Best ______ Ever" is starting to take the joy out of life, but I have no idea how to stop.
6. This would have been a much better drink to serve at the "Green Ball" that I helped plan instead of the sickly sweet apple martinis that they chose instead.
7. I would really, really like to know why one of my martini glasses is missing.

So make yourself up a batch and feel free to let me know if you have the actual secret ingredient so I can rest easy at night . . .

Adrienne's Pretty Darn Good Lemon Drop Martinis
Serves 1:
1 1/4 ounces Citrus Vodka (I used Absolut Citron)
1/2 ounce Cointreau
2 teaspoons splenda or superfine sugar
3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice
Ice, crushed
Sprig of Rosemary for Garnish if you have one lying around or miraculously growing in your garden
Pour all of the ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice and shake very, very well.
Take your martini glass and rub one leftover lemon half along the edge and then dip the edges in superfine sugar or splenda (my personal favorite since I prefer to expand my thighs via cheesecake and not mixed drinks).
Pour martini into glass and garnish with rosemary sprig or twisted peel of a lemon, if rosemary is not available.
Enjoy!



Wednesday, April 1, 2009

My personal Julia Child...


As you all know, I married into a family of chefs, wine experts, and foodies.  My Mother-in-law is Head Chef of the foodie clan.  She worships at the altar of Julia Child, devout in her belief that cream and butter are underused commodities.  Her cat is named Julia.  

Above all else, she is the master of the reduction sauce.  She can do hundreds of different versions of a reduction... and each and every one of them are simply superb. 

She has tried to teach me.  I have tried to learn.

Finally, during her visit last week, I wised up.  I got her to make two reduction sauces on consecutive nights.  On the first night, I watched, drank wine, and ate.  On the second night, I frantically typed a draft of this blog entry, trying to ask every stupid question I could think of along the way.  I wanted to get every step down, and to understand why I was doing each thing.  Some of it I already knew.  Most of it I needed to re-learn.    

Be forewarned:  This is a really LONG and detailed post.  It's sort of like reading the dissertations in Cooks Illustrated, except with (hopefully) more wit and decidedly less expertise.  And no line drawings. 

At any rate, here it is - Lamb with a rosemary red wine reduction, and a lot of detailed explanation along the way:

- Start by buying your lamb at Central Market.  You will impress your visiting chef houseguest by pointing out the fois gras, rosemary bread, fresh Texas produce, and free samples.  You'll feel like it's an extra-special meal even before you exit the grocery store (that advice, obviously, didn't come from my MIL)
- Take the lamb chops out of the fridge for 10-15 minutes before you begin.  The risk of food poisoning has apparently been greatly exaggerated in my mind; allowing meat to relax on the counter will not kill your family.
- In a large saute pan, heat 2 T butter and 1.5 T olive oil over high heat.  The oil allows you to heat the butter to a higher temperature without burning it.  Who knew?  The mixture should bubble and can brown slightly.
- Pat the meat dry with paper towels.  This step is vital - you must eliminate the water, otherwise when you add the meat to the hot pan, you'll essentially be steaming the meat a bit as the water escapes.  Think of all the innocent meat that I've steamed accidentally..... every single piece of meat I've ever cooked.
- Rub the chops with a clove of garlic, front and back.  Salt and pepper them.
- Score the fat on the sides of the chops in one or two places; by cutting through the thick fat and fascia, you'll prevent curling as it cooks.  
- Add the chops to the pan in a single layer.    Brown on both sides.  You want them to carmelize and turn a nice, even brown color.  Dark brown is ideal, but not blackened.  Black is bitter.   The idea here is to sear the meat to seal the juices inside - a rookie move that even I know about!
- Reduce the temperature once both sides are browned.  This part is always what kills me; I get the meat browned, but then I have no faith that it will actually cook through the middle, so I do silly things like raise the heat again, cover it with a lid, or panic and stuff everything in the oven.  Part of the key here is to get a cut of meat that's the appropriate thickness.  On the previous night, we made beef fillets with a similar reduction sauce; Lynn was careful to ask for meat that was just a little over 1 inch thick, about 6 oz. each. 
- Carmelization gives the meat its flavor.  This process requires oxygen; if you put a lid on the meat (or even a cover to prevent splattering, as I have in the past), you'll wreck the flavor.  It turns out that preserving the integrity of your freshly-cleaned cooktop must be secondary to preserving the flavor of your meal.  Again, who knew?
- Really great chefs will tell you that you can tell when the meat is done by the feel of it when you push with your finger.  Don't  believe it; they are full of it when it comes to this strategy.  Use an instant read thermometer to judge when to remove them from the pan, bearing in mind that you'll tent them with foil and the chops will continue to cook after you remove them from the pan.  125 degrees for medium rare.  
- Remove the chops to a shallow dish and tent with foil, or put them on a warm-hold oven.  (What the hell is a warm-hold oven, you may ask?  It's an oven... that is slightly warm.... for holding things that are already cooked.  Ah.  Right.)
- Once the meat is out of the pan, drain the remaining juices out of the pan.  The brown bits leftover from the carmelization process should still be there - don't scrape the pan.  I'm always tempted to leave lots of the juice in there, but you shouldn't - it'll just dilute the flavor further and affect the consistency of the sauce.
- Return the pan to medium-low heat.  Add the shallots and garlic and cook for just 60 seconds or so.  You don't want them to crisp and blacken, as this will create a bitter taste.  
- Pull the pan off the heat; add about 1/2 to 3/4 cup of red wine, one sprig of rosemary and one/two sprigs of thyme.  Return the pan to high heat and bring to a boil.
- Reduce the sauce until you have about 2-4 T of sauce (for 3-4 people) ; it's a look more than a quantity.  Reduction concentrates the flavor of the wine and herbs.  The mistake I always make is to under-reduce; I'm always afraid that there won't be enough sauce in the end, that somehow if I erase all that liquid there won't be enough flavor.  But really, I'm just producing a diluted sauce - it's critical to reduce it adequately.
- Add approximately 1/2-3/4 cup of beef broth.  I always substitute chicken broth and, evidently, this is a big no-no.
- Stir with a wire whisk, making sure that you scrape up all of the brown bits from the bottom and corners of the pan.  Bonus:  makes the pan easier to clean!  This sort of atones for the damage done to your cooktop in the earlier steps.
- Finally, the finishing touch:  Add three tablespoons of butter, one tablespoon at a time, swirling it into the sauce with your whisk.  Reduce the heat to medium if need be to ensure that the butter remains unseparated as it melts; you don't want the butter to separate in high heat over a long time or it will ruin the consistency of the sauce.  The critical thing here is to achieve the right ratio of butter to fat; it's hard to quantify, but the sauce should look... right.  This is one of those nebulous "chef" phrases that really kills the novice like me, but I think I've got it after watching this process.  Add in any juices that have emerged from the meat as it has been tented.
- Chop up some rosemary and tarragon (actually, do this earlier so it's all ready).
- Plate the meat.  Sauce the meat.  EAT THE MEAT.

We ate it with haricots vert, salted with butter, and rice pilaf cooked with a sprig of tarragon and a big ol' bay leaf in it.  It was, as we say in New Hampshire, wicked good.  Wait, I think that descriptor was supposed to go with the maple-sap hot dog entry....




Monday, March 30, 2009

Let the wild maple rumpus begin

I accept your challenge.

You have touched a very near and dear place to my heart with the golden words 'maple syrup.' You are also edging close to the truly wacky side of me that would love to try homesteading. More on that later...

The first thing that comes to mind is pork. Yes, that magical animal from which both bacon and pork chops come. On a cold Fall day in New England (January for us here in Houston), cut up some apples into slices along with some onion. I am partial to sweet vidalias but a plain yellow onion will do the trick. Dump all the slices into a roasting pan or pyrex dish to fit a pork loin (center cut or tenderloin). Pour in a little low sodium chicken broth to keep everything from burning and sticking, lay the roast on top of the slices and roast at 350 until the meat reads about 145 on an instant read thermometer. This should be anywhere from 35 - 90 minutes depending on the size of the roast. About halfway through cooking, glaze the roast with a mixture of maple syrup and melted butter. I use about 1 tbsp of butter for a 1/4 cup of syrup. Feel free to change those proportions to your taste preferences. Serve this with any great starch to soak up the delicious juices in the pan.

Other wonderful maple-y options are:

Mashed sweet potatoes with some bourbon, butter and maple syrup
any winter squash roasted and coated with olive oil, maple syrup, salt and pepper
Roasted brussels sprouts with maple syrup and hazelnuts
Bourbon or whisky and maple glaze for a grilled steak
Duck or vension with cranberries and maple syrup

And don't get me started on dessert...

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Cooking the AA Way

I come from a long line of cooks. Food is a serious thing in our family and through all of our get togethers, good food and a little cheap champagne were always there and welcoming. Most of my mom's best dishes came surprisingly enough from her father who stayed at home with the kiddos in the 1950's while his wife, the chemist brought home the bacon. And most of his recipes had one common attribute -- alcohol. It wasn't until I was an adult that I discovered that my grandfather was actually a recovering alcoholic. I guess cooking with booze was a great way to make up for the fact that he was no longer able to drink the stuff.

The following is my own recipe based on his beef "stoup" that was one of his staples. In case you are wondering a stoup falls somewhere in between a stew and a soup. Either that, or he was secretly sloshed when he made up the name . . .


Vegetable Beef Stoup

3 pounds beef stew meat
3 tablespoons olive oil
5 garlic cloves, minced
1 large onion, chopped large
8 whole cloves
2 Bay Leaves
2 (14.5 oz) cans of Italian Style Stewed Tomatoes (snipped with scissors in the can to make the pieces smaller)
¼ cup orange vinegar
¼ cup sherry vinegar
4 cups beef broth
1 cup red wine
1 tbs. Worcestershire sauce
2 tbs. Tomato paste
¼ lb. Green beans, ends trimmed and sliced into thirds
½ yellow squash, cut into bite sized slices
1 small zucchini, cut into bites sized slices
6 oz. Sliced button mushrooms
1 teaspoon salt
Fresh cracked pepper to taste

Heat 2 tbsp. olive oil in large dutch oven over medium high heat. Sear beef stew meat in batches, browning well on most sides. After browned, take meat out and place in a bowl.

Add the additional tbsp. of oil to the pan and cook the onion over medium high heat until soft and just starting to become golden in color. Add the garlic to the pan and cook for one additional minute.

Remove the pan from the heat and return the beef back to the pot. Place the cloves and bay leaves into a bouquet garni bag and tightly tie it closed. Add the Bouquet garni, stewed tomatoes, vinegars, beef broth, red wine, Worcestershire sauce and tomato paste. Bring to a boil, then cover and simmer on low for about 1.25 hours or until the beef is just starting to tenderize (this number can range from 1 – 1.5 hours depending on the size of your stew meat. As a general rule of thumb I buy my stew meat from Costco which is large and usually needs 1.5 hours of cooking time). Add the green beans and continue to cook for another 35 - 40 minutes. Then add the final vegetables and mushrooms cook for a final 15 minutes. Add the salt and pepper to taste and serve.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Let's Do Lunch

Today I did something decadent. Something out of the ordinary, definitely not part of my normal routine. I met my husband for lunch. At a hole-in-a-wall Vietnamese place near his hospital, we giggled over Pho and spring rolls.

My husband works. A lot. Some friends think he is only a figment of my imagination because they never see him. But, despite his long hours- he does call me. All the time. Seriously. Like 20 times a day. I'm supposed to fill his drive home with witty banter, or occupy his time if he has to walk across the street. It can be charming, it can be disruptive, but it's never boring.

This morning he called to find out what I was up to. I had an hour to kill before picking the kids up, so he suggested I swing by and pick him up for a quick lunch. Over a Vietnamese iced coffee (Guys! Have you ever tried this? The coffee is mixed with condensed milk to give it a caramel, rich flavor that puts Starbucks to shame), we wondered why we didn't do this more.

We started our stolen lunch with spring rolls. Perfect for the heat wave we are currently experiencing. Rolled in a rice wrapper were freshly steamed shrimp, mixed with cilantro, bean sprouts, basil and mint. After dipping it into a hoisin sauce, it's like a bit of summer exploding in your mouth.

We then moved on to Pho. Ours was chicken broth based, with floating pieces of poached chicken breast, cilantro and glassine noodles. Our server brought over a platter of bean sprouts, basil leaves, lime wedges and spicy peppers to add to our soup. Matt and I also liberally added the chili sauce on the table, and a couple of unmarked bottles that I have no idea what they were.

Maybe it was the coffee. It could have been the fresh ingredients and the awesome combination of basil, mint and lime that flavored everything. But I think it was the company that made this impromptu lunch get away the most fun of all.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Sap's running...

O.K., fellow Forks.... I have a challenge for you.

I recently spent a week in a fruitless search for new digs up in the woods of New Hampshire.  Most of my time was devoted to viewing ugly 1960's ranch homes that, tragically, are in my price range.

My spare time, however, was spent in a friend's barn standing over a giant vat of boiling sap, watching my hair curl in protest.  It is sugaring season in the great Northeast.  This means that enterprising young pseudo-farmers like my friends devote entire days and evenings to the hot, sweaty, sticky process of making their own maple syrup.  The ritual involves lugging heavy vats of yucky sap from collection buckets to the barn, followed by hours upon hours of standing around, ruminating on the boiling mess in front of you. 

The children entertain themselves by courting death in various ways - falling from the loft of the barn through the open doorways, swinging from the chains suspended in the barn (used to haul the huge vats of sap up), and attempting to examine the boiling sap up close.   

We discovered that, as visitors, we were hot commodities:  people to help with the sugaring who were not committed to their own trees on their own property.  My husband bonded with his Vermont buddies over boiling sap.  I lingered with my best friend, who was stuck sugaring solo that week.  Alcohol was consumed.  Kids ran wild and muddy through the place. 

The culinary aspects of this ritual are limited.  There's beer, as I've mentioned.  Aside from that, the highlight of the day/evening is hot dogs boiled in the sap.  Really.

Now that we're safely back in the land where only oil and strawberries are in season, we're left with a lot of questions about our choice to live in a place where watching boiling sap is good fun.  Oops!  I mean... we're left with... a lot of syrup, fresh from our friends' farms.

So, forks in the road.... I'm looking for ways to cook something yummy and maple-y that is NOT a breakfast food.  Any great maple-syrup recipes out there?


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Captain, My Captain

Part of my OCD condition in the kitchen is directed at my extreme love of my cookware. Even though housekeeping is definitely not a skill that I possess easily, I will obsess about any little blotch on my cookware and clean it with Bar Keeper's Friend until it gleams.

Enter the new All-Clad Deluxe Slow Cooker (http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/sku8260341). I love this piece of machinery. First of all it is very, very pretty. And as we have all noticed so far, I really like pretty things. Its second most important feature is that it has a removable insert that is stove top safe. That way you can actually brown your meats, caramelize your vegetables and reduce your sauces before actually dumping it all in the slow-cooker. Because as most of you already know and have inadvertently discovered, the idea of dumping a whole bunch of ingredients into a slow-cooker and walking away for 10 hours almost never turns out the way one had intended.

So, I have made it my mission over the last 2 years to make this beautiful and definitely not cheap piece of machinery work for me. The following recipe was a result of a recent successful night of experimenting. It is for Country Captain chicken which is supposedly legendary in the south, despite the fact that I had never made it before and had only tasted it once or twice previously. It draws on exotic spices such as Madras curry and paprika and is often served with a bevvy of garnishes (although I have to admit I prefer it without). And it usually served over rice.

The following recipe also works on several key principles for slow cooker success:

1. You do not need a ton of liquid for your recipe. The slow cooker creates a lot of liquid on it's own. I almost always omit water or broth when it is called for in a recipe. Minimal liquid is key - no more than 1/2 cup is usually needed to keep it from scorching.

2. Most, but not all recipes do better with browning the meat first in your pan. If you skip this step many cuts of meat end up tasting like what they are -- boiled meat.

3. Concentrate flavors, don't liquefy. This Country Captain recipe opts for tomato paste instead of tomato sauce and Mango Chutney instead of fresh mango.


Put this on your agenda next week. it might just help you fall in love with your slow cooker again!



Slow-Cooker Country Captain

Serves 8

8-12 Chicken Thighs, with bone and skin

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 large onion, chopped coarse

1- 1.5 green bell pepper, seeded and chopped coarse (depending on your preference for savory ingredients)

1 (14.5 oz.) can diced tomatoes, undrained (Italian or with added green bell peppers and onions if you can find it)

1 (6 oz.) can tomato paste

1 - 1.5 jars of Major Grey's Mango Chutney (depending on your taste for sweetness and the number of chicken thighs that you use)

6 garlic cloves, minced

1 tablespoon Madras (hot) curry powder

2 teaspoons paprika

1/2 teaspoon dried thyme

1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1/4 cup chicken broth

1 bay leaf

1/2 cup light or dark raisins

1 teaspoon kosher salt

Fresh cracked pepper to taste (10-12 rounds on the Puegot pepper mill is my preference)

Season the chicken liberally with some of the salt and pepper. Heat the oil in your stove top safe slow cooker insert or in a large skillet over medium high heat. Add the chicken, skin side down, and cook until golden brown on both sides, 5 to 7 minutes per side. Transfer to a plate and set aside. Remove all but a spoonful of drippings from the pan. Add the onion and green pepper and cook, stirring, until softened and just starting to turn golden, about 6 minutes. Add the garlic and saute another 1 - 2 minutes until everything starts to lightly caramelize.Add the curry, paprika and cayenne and cook, stirring, just until fragrant, no more than 1 minute. Add the tomatoes and their juices, tomato paste, broth and mango chutney and bring to a boil, stirring to distribute the spices. Stir in the bay leaf, thyme and raisins and sprinkle with remaining salt and pepper.

Remove the skin from the chicken thighs and trim off any excess fat. Place the chicken in the slow cooker and distribute the sauce evenly over the pieces. Cover and cook on high for 4 hours.

Chicken can be deboned and served over a bed of brown rice cooked that has been cooked in chicken broth with a few pats of butter. Or just as elegantly, the chicken can be served with a crispy green salad.

Happy Eating!













Friday, February 27, 2009

EEKs!

Last night, I looked in the fridge and found.... almost nothing.  There was a little leftover pizza for the kids, some apple sauce, and a few suspicious-looking green beans in a take-out container.    You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when you're serving your kids leftovers of the leftover meals from earlier in the week.

Then, lo and behold, I found something odd.  What was this?  It looked like an overgrown bunch of green onions..... or celery gone horribly wrong.  What could it be?  I probably ought to know what vegetables were lurking in my crisper, but this one was a mystery.

I was too embarrassed to call my trusty blog buddies and attempt to describe the veggie over the phone.  After all, I had almost certainly bought the thing myself.... by mistake.  I tried to call my mother-in-law, my go-to source for my routine stupid-kitchen questions... but she was out.  I was stumped.

After an embarrassing amount of Googling, I found a picture that looked like my mystery vegetable.  I was so excited that I yelped its name aloud:  LEEKS!

Owen came running in and yelled "Eek! Eek! is it a bug, mommy?"

So, Owen and I made braised "eeks."   And they were GREAT, and really easy.
I'm not sure how kosher it is to post a link to another food blog, but here's the Smitten Kitchen recipe.

I didn't make the Devil Chicken - just the leeks.  I served them with a light salad and small goat cheese and red pepper quesadillas.  It looked great and impressed my husband... and Owen kept saying "Eeks are my favowits," which alone made it worthwhile.